Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Getting things off high shelves:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
- i fucking hate that bitch! im sick and fucking tired of hearing about her useless ass in the news! she doesnt give a fuck about herself or have any use for others around her! does she even know or care how much shit she looks like? go away bitch! nobody cares about you anymore! some have tried to help you, and you dont appreciatte it or even remotely try to take their help. ive seen dead bodys in funeral homes or mourgues that are more attractive and better looking and even healthier looking than you and their dead. Taylor Swift! what do you say about her that hasnt already been said enough. quit fucking going from guy to guy like showering and putting on clean underwear! nobody fucking cares about your fucking relationships anymore or ever has! you act like you have problems when theirs other people in the world that are homeless and starving and our economy is bad that is worse off than you are! grow the fuck up and quit writing fucking songs about guys you have been with! nobody wants to hear that fucking shit! what are you fucking 12?! im so waiting for the day when an ex of yours writes songs about you and how your a fucking bitch! what about you throwing away all of your fan mail to that fans have sent you! thats horrible! you wouldnt be where you fucking are today if it wasnt for your fans! so how do you show your appreciation for them! throwing their letters that they worked so hard on to write to you in the fucking garbage! your useless like Lindsay! and Justin Beiber your fucking problem is that your a little spoiled faggot ass brat that thinks hes tough shit, when theirs so many that could pick your little body up and fucking break it in half! your time of fame is up just about fag! sombody else will shortly if not soon take your place and you will be just another fag and another gay pop has been! Also go Selena!! i see that your more happier now that you have dumped him. i love the how you said that you have made him cry along with David Letterman making him cry also. im sure i have probably offended some Lindsay or Taylor or Justin fans out there. do i give a flying fuck? fuck no! if you dont like what i fucking say then unfollow me! I AM A FUCKING METAL HEAD AND HARD ROCK LOVER! ALWAYS HAVE BEEN! THATS REAL FUCKING MUSIC WITH REAL FUCKING TALENT! have a wonderful day and a very pleasant rest of the night and take care everyone. love you guys! im just tired of heraring about these shits.